Podcast #103: The Holocaust, and Other Minor Missteps

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2016

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors, we explore whether Hillary actually does have a better shot of beating Trump than Bernie did (could a self-proclaimed socialist with *that* hairstyle really ever be a U.S. President?). We then take a listener's call about whether, if Universalism is true, religion has any point. Christian then defends his position on guns to a caller who thinks it's just ridiculous, after which we discuss whether there should be a statute of limitations of crimes like, I don't know, murdering 8 million Jews. Our "Dick Move, God" segment is finally back, in which we meet a man who should have known better than to instinctively try to stop something valuable from being damaged (a mistake he'll never make again, mainly because he got killed for making it the first time). Christian is biebered by restaurant communism, while Jason's bieber has to do with how not to catch a serial killer.

Also, who would have thought that Germany would be criticized for not punishing people enough?

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0:00.0	Hey, drunk ex-pastors. This is Stephen from Oregon. I'm a long-time listener. This is my first time calling. On the latest podcast, you guys said something that really pissed me off. You're talking about AR-15s and mentioned that Jason Bourne would need that kind of gun.
0:23.4	Jason Bourne would not need that kind of gun.
0:25.5	He uses his freaking hands.
0:27.1	Get it right, guys.
0:28.3	Big push-up.
0:30.1	That's true, dude.
0:37.5	Yeah. That scene in Born Identity where... Because he'll take a gun from somebody and then he won't use it.
0:54.1	He'll break it apart and throw it. And then stab them with the different pieces of it. Right. The scene where he kills that guy with a pen in his apartment in Paris or where we're in Berlin or wherever they were in the first of those. That first one was so good. Yeah, dude. Those movies are awesome. I think a new one is coming out with him in it. It is.
0:54.3	Right.
0:54.7	Yeah, yeah.
1:11.2	The part where he's sleeping on the bench in that park in Germany and the cops. And then he starts arguing with the cops in German. But he does, he's surprised at himself for speaking fluent German. Yeah. Remember that? And then he just like beats the shit out of him with like a branch off a tree. Yeah. I loved that movie. Yeah.
1:11.6	Cool.
1:12.3	Anyway, that made me laugh.
1:13.6	Yeah.
1:15.0	So anything I can use this week, it's laughter.
1:18.2	Yep.
1:18.7	Best Medicine.
1:19.6	Yeah.
1:20.7	This is episode 103.
1:22.7	Yep.
1:23.4	And I'm Jason.
1:26.8	Just like that? Why not? We said we're going to make it short and sweet. Oh, the whole thing. I don't know. I mean, do you want to do it later? I don't know. Go buy our poster. That's all I have to say. Go buy our poster. Yeah. Support us on Amazon. Or drunkexpasser.com slash Amazon write us review on iTunes
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