Podcast #102: Sexy Schoolgirls
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2016
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
We kick off this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with a voicemail about how fugly we apparently are, and then we officially put an end to the discussion over baby-soul popsicles. A listener takes us to task over our insistence that the Obama administration was scandal-free, which springboards into a discussion about what, exactly, constitutes a scandal (does it have to be sexual? Illegal? Both?). Another caller laments the fact that none of her Christian friends paid any attention to her until she decided to leave Team Jesus, which invites the question of whether they really cared about her in the first place. We take a call about the supposed double standard when it comes to school dress codes, and then bring on our very own private investigator to file an in-depth report on the topic from the front lines of Chief Kanim Middle School. And lastly, we weigh in on the Orlando massacre, although at this point what more is there to say? You can't make a Second Amendment omelette without brutally slaughtering a few gay eggs.
Also, don't be flashing that collarbone and expect not to get raped.
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| 0:00.0 | what's up idiot i uh i haven't been a patreon for like ever and i was scrolling through other |
| 0:08.2 | patrons and i was like hey let's see how much you can have i make at chat says and uh i just want to say |
| 0:12.7 | i sum up on your video where you guys like you can see job bullshit and like have some cute |
| 0:17.5 | acoustic movies and like your two bald heads and your like contrasty thickroom glasses or just like mumbling away. I just want to say, you guys are fucking ugly. I mean, I'm really proud of you and like, I'm glad your brain is so good, but like honestly though, um, your twinning is like, I don't know, kind of problematic for me. I'm not going to listen anymore. |
| 0:37.7 | Just kidding, I guess I will. |
| 0:38.8 | I love you guys, always and forever. |
| 0:42.8 | All over the last bar? |
| 0:44.6 | Dick Bush out. |
| 0:47.3 | I'd rather be ugly than stupid. |
| 0:49.6 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:50.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.8 | And I rather be rich than anything. |
| 0:54.3 | So that makes you depressed? |
| 0:57.2 | What's up, man? |
| 0:58.4 | Oh, how you doing? |
| 0:59.9 | Dude, don't ask me how I'm doing right now. |
| 1:02.5 | Okay. |
| 1:03.0 | I've had the kind of week that if you ask me how I'm doing and I try to answer, I will probably break down in tears. |
| 1:08.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.1 | So I'm starting out this podcast as I have the last two fairly well lubricated. |
| 1:18.3 | Lubricated. |
| 1:18.9 | Yeah. |
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