Podcast #104: Daddy Issues and Marriage Proposals
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 4 July 2016
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
In another episode of DXP that neither of us was in the mood for, we wax a bit personal and answer a caller's question about the various father-figures in our lives (Jason's will SHOCK you), and then address another listener's suggestion that the reason Hillary is garnering such scrutiny is that she has a vagina. We briefly revisit the topic of protecting ourselves against the evil gub-mint, after which we introduce a new segment called "Livin' Lodge," during which (tipping his hat to his car lot days) Jason tells stories about the crazy goings-on at the Salish Lodge and Spa. Christian's "Feeding Friendsy" reflects on the wisdom of Honest Abe, while our "Dick Move, God" segment explores the depths of wickedness on the part of antediluvian natives of South America. Christian's bieber focuses on the overly hushed tones of actors, while Jason is biebered by bedtime attire.
Also, our podcast title this time is anything but mere exaggeration.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Dick Bush here. |
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| 0:46.4 | god bless america dick bush out are we rolling how many times you've said are we rolling |
| 0:54.0 | but i said it because that's what i often say okay but i Are we rolling? How many times you've said are we rolling? |
| 0:57.5 | But I said it because that's what I often say. |
| 0:58.0 | Okay. |
| 1:00.7 | But I don't think I do it anymore until right now. |
| 1:01.8 | I'll say what I always say. We are rolling. |
| 1:04.3 | Rolling. |
| 1:05.6 | Rolling down a river. |
| 1:08.5 | That was my attempt at a... |
| 1:10.0 | What's the band? Nitty-gritty dirt band? They do... It's a gritty-pillity. Bad Moon Rising. Oh, deep purple? I don't know these classic rock bands. They do on a river. The fog hat. They do... Oh, God. What is there? Like Creedence Clearwater Revival? |
| 1:28.4 | Yes, CCR. |
| 1:29.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:45.3 | All right. See, I knew if I say enough of these bands, I'll get it right. I love CCR. I don't know the 70s music very well. Are they 70s? I don't even know when they are from late 60s. Yeah, I think so. Cleedent's queer water Revival. |
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