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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Plus-Size Accommodations w/ Tim Dillon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 189

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

It’s another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear Tim Dillon! Tim explores what his political platform would be for 2024, North Korean way of life, and what murder feels like, allegedly, and the Austin serial killer. They discuss wildly inappropriate politicians, Tim’s new book, and how horrible cruises are. They discuss accommodations for fat people, trans racial folks, and Tim Dillon’s incredible ability for creating great content.

Transcript

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0:00.0

If I'm sucking a dick and I look and I see a prison, I'm happy.

0:05.4

It's like a Jordan Peel film in reverse.

0:08.2

It's gotta feel good to kill someone.

0:10.9

It does. I mean, I assume that it does.

0:13.6

Yeah.

0:14.2

100%.

0:14.2

Well, I want to congratulate my friend, uh,

0:22.8

a birdcrycher.

0:25.5

He just had his left foot removed finally.

0:26.5

It's, uh, some of the, the blood work came back and he, he's got the stump, but he's got

0:29.8

an amazing prosthetic.

0:34.9

And because he's healing right now, um, I have somebody in his place that we're really

0:35.9

happy to be here on set with us at two bears.

0:40.0

It's the great Tim Dillon, everybody.

0:42.9

Thank you.

0:44.3

Thank you for coming.

0:45.3

Thank you for stopping by.

0:46.3

I had my foot done a month ago.

0:47.3

So I'm, I'm here and excited.

0:48.3

And I mean, it's a blessing.

0:51.3

If you don't mind text them later, let them know we to expect.

0:53.3

Yes.

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