Is Squirting Real? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 190

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

It’s a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert gets right into the only thing on his mind at the moment: Squirting isn’t real. They talk about some weird fan interactions they’ve had and how they interact with celebrities they admire. They discuss taking chances on certain jokes, tough languages, releasing movies in China, and learning how to say very cool things in Arabic. Bert talks about how much he’s been partying during the Machine premiere, Trick Daddy, Drink Champs, and celebrities they’d love to party with.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	El Little Roosevelt never squirted.
0:01.7	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:02.8	You think Helen Keller would be a squirter?
0:04.8	Typed and how close Japanese and Chinese are to each other?
0:07.1	Why didn't you control the weather?
0:08.7	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:09.8	What are you doing, fat fuck?
0:11.2	I didn't say that.
0:11.9	No, I definitely didn't say that.
0:13.1	100%
0:19.6	And we are back.
0:21.2	And we're getting to the bottom of this whole squirting thing.
0:23.6	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:25.3	Is it real?
0:26.2	Well, I just talked to a squirter.
0:29.4	It's funny that you bring that up.
0:30.8	Was I sitting with that squirter in the lobby earlier?
0:32.9	Ha ha ha ha ha.
0:35.4	No.
0:36.9	But this particular squirter was just saying that they really are messy
0:41.9	and that they'll empty their bladder, like really empty their bladder.
0:46.0	And they go, this is why they can't, they're like, I have completely empty.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from 2 Bears 1 Cave, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of 2 Bears 1 Cave and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.