The Machine Premiere | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 188

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! Bert's movie "The Machine" just came out and you should go see it in theatres! They talk about the making of the movie, Tom surprising Bert at the premiere, fun stories about working with Iva Babić, Mark Hamill, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mark Wahlberg. Bert recalls how good some famous people at the premiere were great at interacting with people, and how it's completely different from Joe Rogan's energy, there own energy and Jason Mamoa. And we wrap up with people flubbing Bert's last name and Drink Champs

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0:00.0	Like I'm having a hard time getting my finger in my ear.
0:02.2	Really?
0:02.7	That's how jacked I am.
0:03.6	Because your arms and your shoulders?
0:04.8	Myiceps won't allow it.
0:06.4	Wow.
0:06.9	It's all in my fucking head.
0:08.1	Yeah.
0:08.5	It's not real, but I believe I'm getting a big surprise every fucking time.
0:14.4	These are Tom's say, that's a good fucking movie.
0:16.9	Because I know you, and then I go, where's Tom?
0:18.6	They're like, he's at the after party already.
0:20.3	I go, motherfucker.
0:22.1	Motherfucker.
0:23.2	100%.
0:24.2	I'm a motherfucker.
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