Hi everyone, I'm Sikas Fok, nasally-like friend Drusher, and I accidentally bought juices

for a yeast infection instead of my common cold.

So to lift my spirits and delight us with some more wholesome stories, I have recruited

my cousin, Joanna.

Hi Joanna!

Sorry guys, I'm nasally too. Why do you call me Joanna?

I don't know, Joe, my cousin, Joe, Joanna. I just want to make sure that people know that you're a woman.

Ah, that's true.

And not a man, because we're both having some nasal problems.

Yeah.

Super-Jewy.

Super-Jewy.

Um, it's nine o'clock. We're sitting on the sofa.

I can't hear myself saying talking on a cellphone.

Yes, I broke the equipment that we were supposed to use, so we're recording this on a cellphone,

so don't fucking send me any complaints about sound quality, because it's not my fucking fault.

This is as bootleg as it gets. Your phone is completely cracked.

Yeah, it's not an iPhone 7.

This is an iPhone 5, and my case is broken.

And I don't even know if I'm yelling or not, because I'm so, my whole fucking head is clogged.

And why are there dildos born on your computer?

Because that's just what I'm into.

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