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Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon. Is she glowing? Does she look fab? Is she

feeling herself? She is. She is because I had one of the coolest, I had the coolest three days of my

life. We have so much to get into. When I tell you my attitude, I turn that frown upside down,

and I had, God, we have so much to discuss.

I hope you're having a good week.

And if you're not having a good week, just lean in with me with a little positivity right now because, man, we got a lot to discuss.

And I was thinking about it on the flight back from London yesterday.

I was thinking about, I understand, like most people on podcast have these like

hard hitting interviews where you learn something cultural or you talk to somebody about

how the world works and I do know that some of these solo episodes can just be very

self-indulgent but it's like I'm bringing you along this ride of life with me. I mean, I already hate

how cheesy the sounds. But y'all have been with me for the last, what, six, seven years on this

journey. So a win for me is a win for you. I feel like when we're checking things off the list

of goals and life accomplishments, I'm doing it with you.

So I hope you don't mind if I'm a little self-indulgent today and I just walk you through what

happened this last couple days in Europe because it was incredible. Sorry, the UK. Brexit.

It's, I don't understand it. Okay. But I'm wearing my pit bull t-shirt okay and literally on the

back it just says Mr. Worldwide pit bull d'ale like you don't need anything else when the guy who

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