Throwback: No Snackin’ in the Back
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2026
⏱️ 84 minutes
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On this replay episode from November 2, 2022 Heather is back from taping her first special, Son I Never Had, in Lexington, Kentucky. She is full of gratitude as well as adrenaline after filming. Son I Never Had is now available to stream on Hulu and to watch for free on Youtube!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:06.4 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire. |
| 0:33.7 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:36.5 | We were doing a replay. I've been throwing back a lot of these replays for some bonus episodes through the summer because there are so many new people here, so many new followers. And a lot of you all have told me the best way to get to know me is to go back to the beginning. So this is an old school episode from, I think it's back in, what, 20, 22? Also, what is the |
| 0:57.1 | universe? Have we jumped the Matrix? I can't believe we're in 2026. And I just wrapped shooting my |
| 1:03.2 | third special. But this episode, which is called No Snackin' in the Back, was recorded right |
| 1:10.0 | after I had son I never Had, which was my first |
| 1:12.4 | special. So it's really crazy to think like, I've done, fuck, two tours since then. We've shot two more |
| 1:18.8 | specials. It's really, really insane how quickly time can go. I mean, that was four years ago. And here |
| 1:24.8 | we were. And it's so interesting going back and listening to these older |
| 1:27.5 | episodes and hearing like the anxiety and what I went through and just, you know, all the fucking |
| 1:31.9 | minutia and bullshit that you go through when you're giving these opportunities. And guess what? |
| 1:38.0 | It doesn't change. Then you get to your third special and you're still worrying about the same |
| 1:42.2 | bullshit. So for me, these episodes |
| 1:44.8 | are also refreshing to go back and be like, you know, we made it. We also were still grabbing ourselves up by the bootstraps. Is it grabbing yourself up by the bootstraps? That seemed a little sexual. You know what I'm saying. You're going to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and keep fucking going. And for those of you all who are new, hey, welcome to the freaking podcast. I've been doing a lot of these bonus episodes, especially on a Friday. That way, you've something to listen to on your weekend as you're driving to, I don't know, the coast of Maine. I don't know where the hell you're going. Are you going crabbing? Maybe you're going to throw a couple shrimp in a bucket and see your grandma. |
| 2:18.8 | You do you. |
| 2:19.5 | I hope it's a beautiful weekend. |
| 2:21.7 | Really is wild, though. |
| 2:22.9 | I'm literally smack dab right now this week in the middle of editing the third special, |
| 2:27.1 | which I'm so freaking excited about. |
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