Heavy Flow in Portofino
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is back from Europe and shares the highs, lows, and heavy flows of her anniversary vacation including the story of finally securing The Bag in Paris. She explains why sometimes you just have to do it for the plot and how a decade of dressing as Pitbull led to a surreal full-circle moment.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:06.4 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire. |
| 0:32.8 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:34.1 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:35.9 | We are back in the studio. We're here. We're back. |
| 0:41.0 | I'm in the studio. I'm a big girl. I'm doing it all by myself. I'm turning on the lights. |
| 0:46.2 | Lights, camera, action. She did it. How are y'all doing? I just got such a fucking pep in my step. |
| 0:54.0 | Because when I leave the office today, I am getting on a |
| 0:59.3 | plane. I am flying across the pond. And I am fulfilling a, in the words of Taylor Swift, a prophecy. |
| 1:09.2 | I am fulfilling a destiny, a prophecy. I just need you to know |
| 1:15.2 | that be careful what you wish for. Because if you ask and you believe, you can actually receive |
| 1:25.8 | and achieve. |
| 1:30.3 | I think I'm able to say it now. This weekend, I am flying to London |
| 1:32.9 | because the one and only Armando, |
| 1:36.1 | aka Pitbull, Mr. Worldwide, Mr. 305, |
| 1:40.4 | has invited me to come be a part |
| 1:43.8 | of the Guinness Book of World Records, where we are going |
| 1:48.1 | to have the most amount of people in bald caps in Hyde Park in London than ever before. |
| 1:55.6 | In the history of time, in the history of the world, Mr. Worldwide is setting a worldwide record, and I'm a part of it, |
| 2:06.0 | and I can't believe it. You know, when I started dressing in drag as Armando, A.K. Mr. Worldwide, |
| 2:11.9 | a.k. Mr. 305, aka the king of the world, about 10 years ago, I started dressing up as him just to honestly make |
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