Phone Tap: Your New Apartment Number

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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In today’s Phone Tap we call and woman to tell her that her apartment building is looking to add on units to make more money and her apartment number is the first thing that has to go!

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and these newer apartment buildings, man, you just can't trust them.
0:06.5	What do you mean?
0:07.5	I like my apartment.
0:08.5	They're always raising the rent on you.
0:11.1	Dinging you with fees for this and for that.
0:14.0	And now, rumor is, they're changing all of the unit numbers.
0:19.3	What?
0:19.6	Mixing them around like a big cylinder of bingo balls.
0:23.6	Where's 201?
0:24.9	Oh, no.
0:25.6	At least that's the case for one woman when we call to give her her brand new address,
0:30.4	even though she hasn't moved.
0:32.7	Oh, that is so bad.
0:34.0	It's your phone tap right now.
0:35.9	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:39.7	Hello?
0:41.0	Hi, Anna. This is Martin.
0:42.9	I'm the new super at CREA apartments.
0:45.6	Oh. Oh, hi. How's it going?
0:47.4	Hi. I'm doing okay.
0:48.7	Listen, I don't want to take up a lot of your time. I'm sure you're very busy.
0:51.6	I just wanted to let you know the new number for your apartment unit is 508, not 408.
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