Phone Tap: Sell Me On It

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved to town and Jeff is calling as his “neighbor” to offer to hang out… as long as he can SELL HIM on it…

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and they say it's notoriously difficult for grown men to make new friends.
0:07.2	Aw.
0:08.0	And that's why in today's phone tap, I call a guy who just moved into a new neighborhood with his family, and I am generously offering to give my time to hang out with him.
0:18.7	Look at him.
0:19.6	A new friend immediately.
0:20.9	I just need one thing from him
0:22.7	first. He needs to
0:24.6	sell me on it. In your phone
0:26.8	tap right now.
0:28.2	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:31.9	Hello.
0:33.2	Hi. Is this James?
0:35.6	Yeah, speaking.
0:37.3	Hey, James. My name's Tyson. I'm one of your neighbors. You just moved in recently, right?
0:42.7	Yeah, we just moved in last week.
0:44.6	Cool. Nice to meet you.
0:46.9	Yeah, nice to meet you, too, Tyson.
0:48.9	Yeah. So, uh, my wife, uh, who's friends with your wife, she thinks it'd be good for us to, like, hang out sometime.
0:57.3	You and me.
0:58.1	Okay.
0:58.7	Yeah.
0:59.3	Oh, just you and me?
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