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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Bank After Dark

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

These days, every business is trying to find any way to make an extra buck. In today’s Phone Tap we call a guy with a genuine issue with his bank, and let him know we’re not just a bank, we’re the EVENT SPACE of your DREAMS, too! 

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0:00.0

In this economy, companies are struggling to find ways to maximize profits.

0:04.5

And that's why we here at Brooke and Jeffrey have come up with a few fun, creative solutions to make some extra cash.

0:11.0

Hey, there we go.

0:12.3

Like when we call this guy today and tell them, your bank now isn't just a bank anymore.

0:18.1

And you should buy tickets.

0:20.2

You'll find out to what in your phone tap right now.

0:24.2

Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, this is Tori from Citibank. May I speak with

0:32.3

Nick's video? This is Nick speaking. Hi, Nick. We received your complaint about a recent deposit that didn't go through.

0:39.9

Do you have a quick moment to go over it with me?

0:42.7

Well, last Wednesday I went to the bank and I tried to deposit three checks.

0:47.4

Okay.

0:48.0

And I'm looking at my account and it looks like only two actually went through.

0:52.3

Oh, do you know what?

0:53.6

I am so sorry, Nick. Can you just hold on one second?

0:58.1

Yeah, yeah, thank you.

1:01.2

Here at Citibank, you're not just a customer. You're a friend.

1:06.0

But did you know, we're much more than just a financial institution?

1:10.2

In fact, at nighttime, we actually rent our space for events now.

1:15.5

Weddings, bar mitzvahs, anniversaries, you name it, we can do it. It's banking and much more. At City, we're here for you.

1:26.3

Excuse me? What was that?

1:31.3

What was what?

1:33.7

That infomercial or whatever you just did?

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