Phone Tap: The RAT System

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A.
0:17.5	Casual Fridays, catered lunches, Monday morning meeting massages, or quadruple M.
0:25.8	Where do I apply?
0:27.5	It sounds amazing.
0:28.6	You guys don't wish we had those things here.
0:30.5	Yes.
0:32.0	What?
0:32.1	No.
0:33.0	I'm tired of your massages, Jeff.
0:34.6	Those things were happening like five years ago.
0:37.8	So passee to do that stuff.
0:40.8	Is it?
0:41.3	With how quickly technology is advancing right now, companies are trying all sorts of new things to help out their employees.
0:48.1	Even this brand new employee friendly system that Brooke is about to introduce to a guy on the phone named Brandon.
0:55.6	Oh, fun.
0:57.2	He works in an office building and he's going to learn
0:59.8	all about the rat system.
1:02.8	It's an acronym.
1:04.3	Oh, R-A-T.
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