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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Blind Pizza Delivery

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear!

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0:00.0

What happens if you love a specific pizza from your favorite restaurant?

0:04.6

Yes.

0:05.3

But for some reason, every time you order it, it never gets there on time.

0:10.0

And they always have some excuse for why it's late.

0:12.8

Why is it got to be your favorite?

0:15.2

That's been happening to one man a lot lately.

0:18.3

Uh-oh.

0:18.4

Uh-oh.

0:18.5

So his wife contacted us and told us the day and the time that she was going to order a pizza for lunch. Wow. So that we could have our delivery person, Jose, called with an update. Well, I know why it's late. And the update is he just lost his glasses. Oh, no. And he needs help finding the guy's house. Brooke, you can relate. I can't. It's your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap. And weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello? Oh, hi. This is Arnie from Spitton's Pizza. Is this Mr. Geladio?

1:00.0

Close hits. It's Jepo. What's going on? Oh, that's a beautiful name. Is that an Asian descent?

1:07.8

No. Or like Scandinavian? No, no, not at all. No. Hey, let me ask you, where are you? Where's my pizza?

1:11.0

Yeah, so I'm outside right now.

1:12.8

We're outside of my place.

1:13.9

Well, no.

1:14.9

Chase come out and get you or?

1:17.3

No, I don't know where I'm at.

1:19.6

I ran into a little bit of a snag.

1:21.9

So, wait, so where are you?

1:24.0

That's a great question.

1:28.5

And I would like to know the answer as well as you.

1:30.4

You don't know where you are?

1:32.7

I lost my glasses.

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