Phone Tap: Vertical Zone

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Airlines have been trying to find any way they can to save money recently, and today’s Phone Tap victim is getting the brunt of that when Jeff downgrades their seats from Economy to something even lower!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call. 1-800-D-UI-A. The whole show got into a discussion about this the other day. Okay. One of the best feelings in the world is when the airline tells you they've upgraded your
0:24.4	seats for free.
0:25.8	Yes.
0:27.4	Please.
0:28.1	And then for that entire three-hour flight, you get to experience the joy of feeling
0:33.2	better than everyone else in coach.
0:35.9	Seriously.
0:36.8	Superiority.
0:37.4	That's amazing.
0:38.7	Well, today we call a woman who's leaving on a trip to Europe tomorrow, and we let her know
0:43.6	she's been upgraded.
0:45.3	Oh, my gosh.
0:45.9	That's so exciting.
0:47.1	It's definitely not the upgrade that she was hoping for.
0:51.0	You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.
0:53.9	It's another phone tap.
0:55.4	In the weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello? Hi, my name is Tommy Sazirac. I'm calling from
1:02.9	Airlines. Oh, hi. Hi, is this Julianne with him? This is she. Hi, Julianne. How are you doing today?
1:10.8	I'm really good. How are you doing?
1:13.2	I'm doing great. The reason for my call is there's been a slight change in your outbound flight tomorrow.
1:20.6	Oh, no. Okay.
1:22.2	So I see that you're traveling from New York to Paris.
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