Phone Tap: Stoner Max Ate Your Candy

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap Jose calls a woman pretending to be her pool cleaner, and after a few mishaps on her property, she’ll need to replenish her ENTIRE HALLOWEEN CANDY STASH!

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Happy Halloween week, everyone. Ooh, yeah. And I'm assuming if you get a decent amount of trick-or-treaters, you've probably already got your candy ready. Oh, yeah. And you're going through great lengths to protect it from your other family members. It is funny because it's like a house rule. Dude, don't touch the candy. I literally climbed under a set of stairs and behind eight boxes in order to hide it for my husband.
0:24.3	He still found it.
0:25.9	Well, there's someone else you need to worry about.
0:28.8	His name is Stoner Max.
0:31.1	And with him, you never know when the munchies might hit to destroy all your fun size goodness in your phone tap right now.
0:39.2	It's another phone tap.
0:40.7	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:44.4	Do, do, do, do, do do do do do do a little, do.
0:50.4	Hello.
0:52.2	Monster mash.
0:53.8	The mashed potatoes.
0:55.1	Hello?
0:55.4	Hello?
0:57.3	Wait, hello.
0:58.6	Hello?
0:58.9	Hello?
0:59.9	Yes.
1:00.9	Hello?
1:02.3	Who's this?
1:03.7	No, who's this?
1:05.8	You just called me.
1:08.6	Okay, I'll buy it.
	...

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