Phone Tap: Batman Got Cake

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Improv, Society & Culture, Comedy

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🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey is calling a costume store and trying to get some help finding the perfect Halloween outfit that accentuates his curvy dumper.

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0:00.0	Halloween season is in full swing. Yay! And for the kids, you know, that means trick-or-treating. Oh, yeah. For the elderly, it means shutting their blinds and turning off all their lights by 5 p.m. But what does it mean for the average middle-aged adult? Okay. Why are you looking at it? It means costume parties. Oh, yeah. So fun.
0:21.4	There's so many options out there.
0:23.2	It's tough to choose what you want to be.
0:25.1	That's why today a lady who works at a costume store is about to get a call from some weirdo.
0:30.8	Uh-oh.
0:31.7	And it doesn't seem that strange at first, but as the conversation goes on, you can tell there's definitely something
0:38.9	off.
0:39.7	You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.
0:42.3	It's another phone tap.
0:43.8	In the weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:47.7	The masquerading costume.
0:49.4	This is Sandra.
0:50.7	Hi.
0:52.4	Hi.
0:53.0	I was looking on your website at your costumes a little earlier. It seems like you guys have a lot of inventory.
0:59.1	Yeah, we have a lot of stuff. Is there anything specifically that you were interested in that I could help you with?
1:05.9	Actually, so I saw your Batman costume and I really like that one.
1:11.2	Oh yeah, Batman's very popular this year. That's one really liked that one. Oh, yeah.
1:11.8	Batman's very popular this year.
1:13.6	That's one of our top sellers.
1:15.2	Mm-hmm.
1:15.5	Yeah, but I was wondering, do you have any with the bottom cut out?
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