Phone Tap: Rolando Picks Your Costume

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim put his wife in charge of choosing their couple’s costume, so Jose's calling from the high-end costume store with some bad news about their first preference, but with some helpful replacement options!

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning in the midst of Hauntoberfest.
0:03.8	And today's prank call is on a husband who's being dragged by his wife to a fancy Halloween party.
0:11.0	She had to find a high-end costume shop and spend a lot of money in order to get the perfect couple's outfit.
0:16.9	And she set him up for this by telling him the costume store may call him to make sure that they have everything and maybe have him pick stuff up after work.
0:25.5	But there's an even bigger issue at hand and only one man can fix it.
0:30.2	Time for Rolando to step in and save the day in your special Halloween phone tap right now. It's another phone tap.
0:38.7	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:41.7	Hello?
0:43.1	Hello.
0:43.9	Is this Mr. Scott B.
0:47.8	Yeah.
0:48.6	Yeah.
0:49.0	Who's this?
0:50.4	Howl are you doing?
0:52.7	As in howl, Loewing?
0:57.0	What? Yes.
0:59.0	Who is it?
1:00.0	This is Rolando. I am calling from an assid outfits and costumes. I had the pleasure of assisting your wife, Olivia.
1:08.0	What can I help you with? Do I need to come pick up the costumes or what?
1:13.1	Oh, no, we have a little bit of a problem.
1:16.2	Problem, sorry, sometimes it just slips out.
1:19.3	Okay.
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