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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Your Creepy New Pastor

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2017

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls a young lady who recently visited a neighborhood church of hers...he poses as the pastor and is very excited to welcome her, bless her, hit on her, ALL OF THE ABOVE...this is probably one of the most uncomfortable phone taps...

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0:00.0

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0:02.2

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0:07.2

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0:09.8

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0:11.6

And in weekday mornings on the 20s.

0:13.8

Only I'm moving 92.5.

0:16.9

Hello.

0:18.3

Hi there.

0:19.0

This is Pastor Mike from the United Church. I was looking for Aaron.

0:23.6

Um, yes, this is she. Well, hello, Aaron. How are you on this blessed day?

0:29.6

I'm fine, thank you. How are you? I'm well. I know we've never met, but I have seen you at the service, and someone in the congregation told me that you're new to our church.

0:40.8

So I wanted to call and give you a big hidey-ho, a big welcome.

0:45.9

Thank you. Yeah, we just had our first visit just Sunday.

0:50.2

Oh, that is wonderful. That's a joyous occasion. We hope to see you back next Sunday, and I promise it's going to be one humdinger of a service. We're going to be speaking about the Apostle Paul.

1:01.8

Okay. Well, that sounds fun.

1:05.5

Well, it will be a doozy. Before that, though, what do you say you and me get a little drink at a nearby bar,

1:12.6

and maybe we could get to know each other a little better?

1:18.9

Okay. I was just thinking, what a better way for a pastor and a new member of the church to get to

1:25.8

know each other sharing a few drinks.

1:28.8

Do you like whiskey? Oh, no. I do not, actually.

1:35.1

Well, how about tequila or any other alcoholic beverage that we could consume at a bar together?

1:41.9

Yeah, I'm not sure if I really feel comfortable about that.

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