Phone Tap PODCAST: Parking Ticket PreCheck

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2017

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

One guy sent in his application for TSA PreCheck, but he forgot one thing... he has a friend who listens to the show and wants Jubal to handle the application instead. In this brand new phone tap, Jubal calmly explains that this guy not...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.4	Hello.
0:08.6	Hi, this is Colby Sazarek.
0:10.2	I'm calling from the D.S.S.A.
0:11.4	administration. I was looking for Graham.
0:13.7	This is him?
0:15.1	Hi, Graham. How are you today?
0:17.1	Good. How are you?
0:18.2	I'm not too bad. Thank you very much for asking.
0:25.6	I'm actually calling you today because you recently applied for TSA pre-check. Yes, that's right.
0:27.6	Wonderful. And what was the reason for your application?
0:30.6	I traveled for work a lot, so I just need to get through security really quickly.
0:36.6	Okay. It just makes more sense for me.
0:39.1	Okay.
0:39.5	Well, I don't know if you know how this works, but after you submit your application, we do a full background check on you.
0:47.1	Yeah, I was aware there was a background check.
0:49.3	Sure.
0:49.6	Okay.
0:49.8	Well, when we were checking you out, unfortunately something came up.
0:55.6	Okay. What do you mean?
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