Phone Tap PODCAST: The Bank Is Broke

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2017

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

In today's brand new Phone Tap, Jubal poses as a bank employee calling to inform a young man that its not him who doesn't have money... It's the BANK! And turns out, thats not even the WORST news in the phone call! Find out...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:07.6	Hello.
0:08.4	Hi, this is Seth McElroy.
0:10.1	I'm calling from Schi-Bank.
0:11.8	I was looking to speak with Jay Ridgefield.
0:13.8	Yeah, this is Jay.
0:15.1	Hey, Jay, how are you?
0:16.5	I'm doing well.
0:17.2	How about yourself, sir?
0:18.1	Not too bad.
0:19.2	This call is to, first, thank you for being
0:21.6	a customer with us for the last decade. We appreciate your loyalty. Oh, thank you. Thank you very
0:27.0	much. No problem. Thank you. And that's why we are hoping that you will stick with us during this
0:32.2	difficult time. Excuse me? We're hoping that you will stick with us while we experience this
0:37.4	difficulty.
0:38.4	Together.
0:39.9	I'm sorry.
0:40.7	I'm not familiar with what you're referring to.
0:43.3	You should have received an email from us recently?
0:46.0	Did you not get that?
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