Phone Tap PODCAST: Underwear Thief
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2018
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different. |
| 0:03.6 | What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? |
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| 0:36.5 | I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800 DUI away. Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice. But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800 DUI away. |
| 0:42.0 | It's another jubile phone tab. |
| 0:44.1 | And a weekday morning's on the 20s. |
| 0:46.3 | Only I'm moving 92.5. |
| 0:49.9 | Hello? |
| 0:50.8 | Hi, is this Andy M. |
| 0:52.3 | Yeah, this is Andy. |
| 0:53.2 | Andy, this is Bob Fibre. You've been working on my kitchen remodel at my house. |
| 0:58.0 | Okay, yes. How you doing, Bob? |
| 1:00.0 | Uh, not good. |
| 1:02.0 | I'm sorry, what's going on? |
| 1:05.0 | Well, you can start by giving me my underwear back. I'd appreciate that. |
| 1:08.0 | Oh, excuse me? What happened? I wouldn't be laughing if I were you. You've been stealing my |
| 1:15.8 | underwear, and I know it. No, sir. No, I have not taken any of your underwear at all. I have been |
| 1:23.6 | there to do the kitchen and then I've been, you know, front door to the kitchen and that's it. Nowhere else in your house, I promise. Well, your boss said you're the only one that's been in the house by yourself, so you want to explain to me how my underwear just goes missing? I'll explain that, you're pervert. Look, sir, I don't know anything about what you're talking about right now. Boy, that took you a long time. Sounds pretty guilty to me. This is just taking me completely by surprise. I've never heard of something like this. There's no reason for me to take your underwear. I have plenty of my own. This is not something I would do. This is not something I've ever been accused of. And i'm very confused by okay look we both know that i'm very good looking you know that i have a |
| 2:06.4 | very nice house right what's to stop you when nobody's around from just going up creating my |
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