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I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800 DUI away. Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice. But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800 DUI away.

It's another jubile phone tab.

And in a weekday morning's on the 20s.

Only I'm moving 92.5.

Hello?

Hey, my oven's not working.

What's that? My oven's not working. Yeah, I think you get the wrong number. No, I think I have the right guy. Your name's Jack, right? Yeah. You did construction on condos? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I got the right guy. And my oven doesn't work. Well, I can't help you with that, man.

I don't have anything to do with the appliances. I just did the hardwood, so call somebody else. Yeah, but you don't understand. I'm having trouble setting the clock. Oh. Hello? Hey, how's it going? Well, you were the guy that was talking about the oven earlier. Yeah, and now I have an issue with my hardwood floors, and I know that you're the guy to talk to because you said that you do hardwood floors. I don't know how to fix any of that stuff. Don't worry about it. I just need to know how long it took to put them in. It took me a couple of hours to do every condo in there. So two to three would be a good estimate?

I just said that.

Okay, sweet.

Got it marked down in my notebook.

Thank you.

See you, buddy.

Are you seriously calling me again?

Yes, I just have one question.

When you said it was two to three hours to install the hardwood floors, was it closer to two or three hours?

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