Phone Tap PODCAST: Cricket in the Nose

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2018

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800 DUI away.
0:03.2	Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
0:07.1	But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800-D-UI away.
0:12.0	It's another jubble phone tab.
0:13.9	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:16.1	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:20.0	Restaurant, this is Harrison.
0:21.7	Did you say Harrison?
0:23.2	Yes, sir.
0:23.7	How can I help you?
0:24.7	You're the jerk.
0:27.3	Sorry?
0:28.2	I was calling to complain about you, actually.
0:30.8	Interesting that you would answer the phone.
0:33.2	I'm sorry you had a bad experience.
0:35.9	A bad experience, Harrison?
0:38.2	You've ruined my life.
0:42.2	Sure.
0:42.9	You tell me what happened.
0:44.3	Perhaps I can help you, but I...
0:45.7	I was in there eating with my girlfriend, and you basically...
0:49.2	I f***ed the shit out of her the whole time.
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