Phone Tap PODCAST: Leave A Bag Take A Bag

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2017

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

In today's phone tap, Jubal poses as a delightful airline worker looking to resolve a missing bag with a disgruntled customer. However, this guy only becomes even more angry with each solution Jubal gives. Find out what happens in the...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.0	Hello.
0:08.0	Hi, this is Seth McElroy.
0:09.7	I'm calling from a business
0:10.5	looking for Ronald D.S.
0:14.0	Yeah, this is him.
0:15.3	Hey, Ronald.
0:16.3	How are you doing on this fine day?
0:18.6	Honestly, not great.
0:24.6	Sorry to hear that. I'm assuming that it has to do with the lost luggage complaint that you filed recently. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah,
0:30.9	I'm on vacation and I'm without my bag. Yeah, you sound a little tense. Don't worry, though. I'm here to help. Put Yeties. You're safe in my hand.
0:41.0	Great. You sound really excited. I'm just not really in the mood, if you don't mind.
0:45.4	Got it, got it. Well, to let you know, I've been working on your issue 24-7 to get it resolved.
0:51.7	It shouldn't take you that long to really figure this out, I would think, so.
0:55.5	24 hours a day, seven days a week.
0:58.4	Well, I lost my bag about a day and a half ago,
1:01.5	so I don't know that you working 24 hours a day is actually doing any good.
1:05.8	Well, figure of speech there. Figure of speech.
1:07.9	Okay. All right.
1:08.8	Here's the deal. I've got some good news and some bad
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