Phone Tap PODCAST: Ted Sets Fire to the Apartment

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2013

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Ted the stoner (Jubal) thinks he's SAVED THE DAY by putting out an apartment fire with his bong water. Shockingly, the landlord isn't so impressed. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: deboh_cherry. Creative Commons)

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:01.0	Hey, it's Ted.
0:03.0	Don't worry about it.
0:04.0	I save the day.
0:06.0	This is an emergency number for the apartment.
0:09.0	Yeah.
0:10.0	You need the other one number?
0:11.0	No, that's what I was trying to call.
0:13.0	Are you like the landlord or manager or something?
0:16.0	You've reached the emergency number.
0:17.0	Is there a problem with the apartment?
0:19.0	Hello? Uh, yeah, I was trying to get a problem with the apartment?
0:21.5	Hello?
0:26.2	Yeah, I was trying to get a hold of the manager for the... I am the manager. What is the problem?
0:28.6	Oh, well, so I've been crashing with some dudes in one of your apartments for the last couple
0:34.4	weeks. You're staying in my apartment.
0:37.2	Well, their apartment. No, staying in my apartment. Well, their apartment.
0:39.2	No, it's my apartment building.
0:41.3	I get what you mean.
0:43.0	What apartment are you staying in, sir?
0:45.0	I don't remember the number.
0:47.3	You don't remember the number?
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