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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Duff Valentine's Day

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6781 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Duff needs the PERFECT GIFT for his Valentine's Day date. So he asks the girl's sister what he can buy to help him get laid! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: frankfarm. Creative Commons)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Full phone tab.

0:01.0

And weekday mornings on the 20s.

0:03.1

Only on moving 92.5.

0:06.6

Hello?

0:07.5

What's up?

0:08.0

Can I speak to Rachel, please?

0:10.4

Um, this is Rachel.

0:11.8

Hey, what's up?

0:13.1

My name is Duff.

0:14.8

Um, I'm the dude that's been hanging out with your sister for a little while.

0:17.7

I don't know if she's told you about me or anything.

0:20.4

Oh.

0:22.8

Okay. What's up?

0:26.4

She hasn't mentioned me to you at all? I'm pretty sure she probably would have talked about me.

0:27.9

No, she has.

0:31.5

Ah, all right, cool. Yeah, I mean, you know, most chicks when I hang out with them, they'd probably talk about me a lot, so I figured that she would at least mention me. Listen, I went on her phone and I found your number because I wanted to call you and ask you for some advice for Valentine's Day for her.

0:46.1

Okay, well, she really likes lilacs.

0:52.0

You mean like flowers or whatever?

0:55.6

Yeah, like flowers.

0:57.1

Honestly, like I could have thought of that myself and I'm trying not to do something

1:00.2

lame.

1:00.6

So if you could, you know, if you had any like better suggestions, I'd appreciate it.

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