Phone Tap PODCAST: Car Fell Off Lift

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Jubal calls a woman from the auto-mechanic's shop with some bad news. Her car accidentally fell off the lift and is COMPLETELY totaled. Listen as Jubal tries to place the blame on HER in the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: vnoel. Creative...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:03.0	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:05.2	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:08.7	Hello.
0:09.7	Gina, this is Seth from
0:11.0	AutoCare.
0:13.2	Oh, hey.
0:13.9	Isn't my car ready?
0:14.6	Because I'm available to pick it up this afternoon.
0:17.3	Um, not exactly.
0:19.6	Uh, we had an incident here at the shop this morning and, um, your car is totaled.
0:26.6	Uh, I'm sorry, what do you mean to total?
0:31.6	Totaled, it means that it's a total loss, like it's destroyed. That's what it means.
0:36.6	Dude, I can understand what total means.
0:39.4	How did that happen?
0:41.6	Randy was working on it, and it fell off the lift.
0:47.8	Wait, wait, are you fucking kidding me?
0:50.9	I wish I was.
0:52.8	Wait, you guys drop my car?
0:55.4	Yeah, that's what I've said to you three times now.
0:59.7	Don't get snarky with me, okay?
1:02.0	You guys ruin my car.
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