Phone Tap PODCAST: Ted and His Cupcakes

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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One of the WORST THINGS you can do is ask a woman if she's pregnant when she's not... And that's EXACTLY what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP! This is what happens when you put Ted the Stoner in charge of a cupcake shop....

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:01.8	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.0	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.6	Hello.
0:08.6	Hey, what's up?
0:09.5	This is Ted.
0:11.6	Who?
0:12.5	Oh, this is Ted from the cupcake.
0:15.6	Is Lisa Jee-ZZ?
0:18.5	Yeah.
0:20.5	The cupcake order
0:22.2	is ready to be picked up
0:24.2	for your baby shower?
0:26.5	It's not for a baby shower.
0:28.5	Hey, if you don't mind me asking,
0:31.5	so, like, how far along are you?
0:37.7	What?
0:38.9	You know, like how many months along is your baby or whatever?
0:44.7	I'm not pregnant.
0:46.4	Yeah.
0:47.0	For my daughter's sixth birthday?
0:49.6	Yeah, I work at the cupcake Bs, and I saw you when you came in yesterday to make your order,
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