Phone Tap PODCAST: You Must Be This Tall to Ride

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2013

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Jubal calls a local gym to mess with the manager who is apparently not very good with customer complaints. You won't BELIEVE what Jubal gets him to agree do in order to keep his client satisfied! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image...

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0:00.0	Another Jubal phone tab.
0:01.7	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:03.9	Only I'm moving 92.5.
0:07.8	Fitness, this is Paul.
0:08.9	How can I help you?
0:09.7	Hi, I'd like to speak with the manager, please.
0:11.9	Yes, this is the manager.
0:13.5	Oh, it is.
0:14.4	Well, nice to meet you.
0:15.6	My name is Ed Strauss, and I'd like to lodge a complaint.
0:19.4	Okay, sir, about what's this about?
0:22.7	Well, I am a little person.
0:25.8	You know what that means?
0:27.3	Okay, yes.
0:28.7	And I am outraged by something that happened to me at the gym yesterday.
0:33.3	I already apologize, you know, for you feeling outrage.
0:38.2	Are you able to tell me what happened?
0:40.0	Yes, I can.
0:41.3	Okay.
0:42.2	I was on the treadmill, and I was having some trouble reaching for the buttons.
0:47.3	Okay.
0:48.0	And I was jumping up there trying to get him, and I couldn't reach.
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