Phone Tap PODCAST: Burning Your Crap

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Jubal tells a woman that she has an infestation problem in her apartment... and there's only ONE WAY to fix it. BURN EVERYTHING!!! In fact, he's already started! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: joeltelling. Creative...

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.2	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.1	Hello.
0:08.0	Yeah, is Christy there?
0:09.9	This is Christy.
0:11.1	Christy, how are you?
0:11.9	My name is Phil.
0:12.8	I do maintenance in your apartment complex.
0:14.8	I don't think we've met before.
0:17.2	I don't think so.
0:18.6	Okay.
0:18.9	Well, I just need to know where you want us to put the couch.
0:21.1	I'm sorry?
0:24.1	Your couch, I need to know where you want us to put it.
0:26.6	You're in my apartment right now?
0:29.1	Well, I'm standing outside of your apartment. Yeah, we had to get a bunch of stuff out of there.
0:32.6	You know, you know the situation that's going on.
0:34.6	No, I know, no, I don't. What's going on?
0:38.3	Nobody told you about the bedbugs?
0:40.2	The what?
0:41.1	The bedbugs?
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