Phone Tap PODCAST: Redneck Gets Declined

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Rednecks Beware! If you listen to this PHONE TAP you might get so mad, you'll wanna wrastle a pig. Listen to the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: martnpro. Creative Commons)

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.2	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.3	Only on moving 92.5.
0:08.4	Hello.
0:09.4	May I speak to Joseph, please?
0:11.2	Yes, this is Joseph.
0:12.2	Hi, how are you?
0:13.0	This is Seth McElroy.
0:14.0	I'm calling from apartment management.
0:16.4	Oh, yeah.
0:16.7	Hi.
0:17.3	I was just going over your application to rent an apartment with us on 47th and...
0:22.6	Mm-hmm.
0:23.1	Unfortunately, your application has been declined.
0:26.6	Wait.
0:27.6	What do you mean? Declined?
0:29.6	Yeah. Yeah.
0:31.6	Well, we feel that you might be better suited looking for a home with wheels on it.
0:36.6	If you catch my drift. What is that... I don't know what that mean. What do you mean a home with wheels on it if you if you catch my drift what is that
0:39.1	I don't know what that mean what do you mean home with wheels on it is that what you said why don't I just
0:43.1	lay it out there for you if I may yeah okay we hear Phil that you might be kind of a redneck and
0:51.1	we don't rent a redneck yes we don't rent to white A redneck? Yes, we don't rent to white trash.
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