It's time for your phone tap. And today we call a guy who just had a new neighbor move in next door. He hasn't officially met them yet, but his brother thought it might be funny if we posed as the awkward neighbor. Oh, no. That might be a little bit too neighborly. Uh-oh. You'll understand what I mean when you hear it. Oh, and we also had to filter this one through a cell phone to make it sound like Jose was actually outside of the guy's house. Yeah. You're going to hear it. It's your phone

tab right now. It's another phone tap. And weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello? Hey, neighbor. Is this

Dodd J. Yeah, this is Todd? Who's it? I knew I'd get you. What's up, man? Hey, I'm your new neighbor. My name's Hank. Hank goodness. You're a guy that just moved in next door, right? That's me, the Hank. Yeah. How's it going? I'm actually kind of busy right now, Hank. What can I do for you? I'm going to ask. So I'll make this quick. I was just looking at your house. I noticed you have a bunch of leaves on your roof up there. Did you realize that? So what? I mean, it is that time of year, I guess. Totally. I just thought that I would do the neighborly thing. Take care of those leaves for you.

I actually work in construction, so I got one of these bad boys lying around.

Oh, wait, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

What's that sound in the background? What's going on?

That's my hydraulic lift. It makes it really convenient. I'm actually here now. I'm like, like, 20 feet in the background. What's going on? That's my hydraulic lift. It makes it really convenient. I'm actually here now.

I'm like 20 feet in the air, maybe, 30.

What do you mean you're here now? What does that mean?

I'm here now. I'm on top of your route. Well, I'm adjacent to your roof.

Oh, wait. Yeah, man. The leaves are a mess up here. You're telling me you brought a hydraulic lift over to my property without asking me permission for that? I moved in and I figured this would be easy for me to take care of, you know? You don't got to pay them. Hank. Yeah. Maybe in your old neighborhood, that's how they did things, but I don't need you at my property at all. Oh, you should have seen my old neighborhood. There were no leaves on any roof. I'm a helpful guy, Dodd. Well, this is a new one. What? Wait, hold on. I'm here. Did you hear that? Huh? What is that? That's never made that sound before. What is that? Sorry, I'm trying to maneuver left. Well, I'm trying to maneuver left, but it's kind of glitchy, like the joystick. It's a little, like, it's like stuck. Are you listening to me? I need you to go. Well, I would, but I actually think I'm stuck, so hold on.

It's kind of locked up.

Hey, do you happen to have any, like, lube lying around your house?

Mechanical lube?

Not the other kind.

I don't have any mechanical lube.

Like, come on your garage, like WD4,000 or something?

No.

Like, I just do something really luby. Listen, buddy, I need you to move everything you've brought with you off of my property now. I'm trying. Do you not hear this? You're the one who initiated all this, so you need to figure out how to get it out of it. I'm just going to lean a little heavier on the controls. Dang it. What was that?

It's just you hit something.

It's just your gutter.

Don't worry.

...