So today's phone tap needs a little bit of background.

Okay.

Husband and wife live in a nice neighborhood.

And one night, he's putting away some garden tools in their backyard.

Okay.

His wife hears something from the balcony.

So she looks out to the back and sees him peeing behind a bush.

Now, why didn't he go inside and use a toilet? You should probably ask all men that question because we love doing it. Yeah, there's a bush. It's like that's what it's made for. Honestly, I'm jealous. I really am. It's the only reason I ever want to be a man. Yeah, you just aim and shoot. But when he came back in, she said, don't do that. The neighbors might see you.

Oh, I could see.

Yeah, that is kind of, yeah.

What did he do?

He came up with an elaborate plan to prank her.

That involves their HOA president in a fake documentary series.

Yes.

No way.

You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.

It's another phone tap.

And a weekday mornings on the 20s.

Hello.

Hi, is this Grace?

Yes.

Hey, Grace.

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