Phone Tap: Vahts In Ze Package

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants his package he’s been expecting for weeks, and instead of a normal customer service experience, he’s getting the DOUBLE GERMAN one!

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0:00.0	It's time for your prank phone call.
0:01.3	It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.
0:02.7	And today, if you work with one of the big couriers and your package gets lost or stuck somewhere,
0:08.3	your biggest nightmare is dealing with their customer service to try to track it down.
0:13.4	Oh, my gosh.
0:14.2	Honestly.
0:15.1	Correction, the new biggest nightmare is dealing with two German guys who work for that career. Good luck getting any type of
0:23.3	coherent answer out of them. But that's what happens today when a guy tries to send a pizza stone
0:28.7	in the mail and it goes missing in your phone tap right now.
0:33.6	Brooklyn Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello?
0:38.7	Good morning.
0:39.6	I'm calling from the customer support for Federal Express.
0:42.5	My name is Twiqzzykla.
0:45.6	Uh, who is this?
0:48.7	Twix Zikla?
0:50.3	This spelling is just how it sounds like T-W-O-I-E-E-H-time.
0:56.1	From the FedEx, you have submitted an issue.
1:00.4	Oh, yeah.
1:02.4	So, I had a package that was stuck at the transport facility, or at least that's what it says
1:09.1	online.
1:10.5	Yeah. What else?
1:11.6	Well, and then they said it was missing and then they said they found it.
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