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Bitch Bible

Petty Young Thing

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.614.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food Plus FREE shipping at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible DraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits at www.DraftKings.com Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.com

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0:00.0

Hello everybody happy Happy lesbian Visibility Week. I am wearing a very dyke statement

0:19.5

hat that I bought off Tik-Tok shop for 1499. It is Sunday morning, it is 929 a.m. I just

0:28.8

walked out to my living room after taking a beautiful shower and found my father shirtless hooked up to an EKG machine.

0:37.8

My house, I don't know when it fucking happened, but my house is a bit like Grand Central Station.

0:44.6

All of my family members have keys and I grew up in a very open door policy home.

0:51.6

We had a rotating door. People were over at my house all the

0:56.6

fucking time. Every single day, like not one day would go by in my home where

1:02.3

somebody didn't stop by. Okay? There was cheese, there was

1:05.6

crackers, there was like budget shardine flowing and barbecues and food and

1:11.2

people would come over and do their laundry and watch the

1:13.2

Allen show with my mother like it was just there was so many

1:16.4

fucking people which is probably why I am such a hermit not in like a cool pick me girl way like I just want to like get in my

1:26.8

jammies and watch nut flex like everyone who says that publicly 99% of the time is just foaming at the mouth for you

1:36.4

know human interaction we know this I could quite literally go six months

1:41.7

without speaking to another human.

1:44.6

And it's not like a cool sexy introverted buckworm way.

1:48.1

It isn't a diabolical way.

1:50.6

It's not cool.

1:51.7

It's weird. And you know, you just got a name the puppy and her

1:56.7

name is Jackie. Whoof, woof. Anyways, so my dad didn't care to mention that

2:02.0

he needed to like up or I don't know reinstate his life

2:06.4

insurance policy and therefore I needed to get have a doctor come out to my house

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