Pet Microchips with Haley Hepworth

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

You're a good pet owner. You feed your fur baby (ew) the more expensive food, you make sure they get exercise and stimulation, you give them lots of nice pats, you microchip them. But what if that little piece of tech isn't there to track your cat? What if it's there... to track you? The hilarious actor and writer and comedian Haley Hepworth rolled through to argue that our pets microchips are just part of a bigger strategy from the government to keep us in line. And it's preeeeetty spooky, if you think about it!! We have a nice chat and get to describe lots of cute animal things. What more could you want?

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. I know I noticed you got a word I was going to
0:43.2	know what I was going to
0:54.0	No, I was going to work out on the
0:57.0	warp it in some way.
0:59.0	Nope, never noticed it.
1:02.0	Yeah, it's always been here.
1:03.0	Okay, cool.
1:05.0	He's the next trip for a whole year.
1:07.0	Hey buddy.
1:08.0	Sorry.
1:10.0	This is what I do at parties.
1:11.0	I'll like, be like, hey nice to meet you and someone will be like, I'm so-and-so's boyfriend. I'll be like, hey, nice to meet you
1:12.7	and someone will be like,
1:13.3	I'm so and so's boyfriend.
1:14.2	I've met you six times.
1:15.8	I feel like a freaking dick.
1:18.4	Though saying it that way,
1:20.3	kind of makes them a fricking day. Thank you. That's nice of you.
1:24.0	It's nice of you to put it on those sticks.
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