The Digital Television Conspiracy with Sarah Claspell

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2017

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Did you know that at one point the US government was just giving out free TV's? And did you know that Siri can totally hear what you're saying at all times? Doesn't that just wig you out??? For some of us, the answer is nah. But according to our illustrious guest, actor and comedian Sarah Claspell, we should all be a little more worried about exactly what data our TV's and smart phones and wise watches are collecting. We also touch on pie thumbs, geometry, bombs, the NSA, nerds, and much much more. This episode also features a WILD cameo from our friend Alexa. Still waiting on those 100 beers.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. Oh no you young as hell. I'm too old, 27's too old.
0:53.0	Oh no, you young as hell.
0:55.0	You young as hell, dude.
0:57.0	Oh, I feel so weird.
0:59.0	For Hollywood, I'm old, I think for New York, I could probably move there now and oh yeah you're you're young and fresh
1:05.0	you're doing great so fresh.
1:08.0	You said you were coaching before?
1:12.0	Yeah I just coached all day long.
1:14.5	How many groups?
1:15.9	Just two groups, but then I had a meeting in the middle.
1:20.0	And I just killed time.
1:22.1	So do you know Dylan Snowden he's at the front desk
1:26.3	Mm-mm well he's great you have to sell him to me I believe it he's great
1:32.1	Oh no sir I got it but. I was telling him I was doing this and I was like talking to him about it and I think I convinced him.
1:38.4	Oh this one oh so you had like a practice round. A little bit I got I got really into it. I got two into it. I think
1:46.6	I was like this might be fun and as I researched it was like this is true. This is all true.
1:52.2	That's my favorite because some of them I do research and I start to
1:55.3	go down the rabbit hole and I'm like I see how people really go bonkers.
2:01.1	Totally. Yeah. I'm like this makes a lot of sense.
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