Pet Hates
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 866 Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, William and Jonathan explore their pet hates - of which there are many, of course. Two previous episode themes collide, with corporal punishment being doled out for inappropriate bodily functions. Plus, Jonathan describes bad driving etiquette, and William produces some extremely specific pet hates.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hansen. |
| 0:14.0 | This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 0:18.0 | Hello, Jonathan and I are here as ever to help you create the everyday moments of |
| 0:21.4 | luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget. In each episode of the luxury podcast, |
| 0:26.4 | William and I tackle an area of life that we think you should upgrade. Sorting the onslaids |
| 0:31.4 | from the higher since, advising the nation in gracious living. So William, what are we going to talk |
| 0:36.2 | about today? We are going to talk about |
| 0:38.4 | pet hates, not things we hate about our pets. No. Because some of us don't have pets. No. |
| 0:44.1 | I do. Yes, you do. I'm absolutely overrun with pets at the moment. Yes, I've just got a husband. |
| 0:51.5 | We are talking about things that chap our ass ass oh chap your ass yes used an American phrase |
| 0:59.3 | so anything chaps your ass recently nasty bout of colitis oh yes pretty chappy then |
| 1:06.8 | I bet it was now I hope that you've got lots of recording equipment, |
| 1:13.5 | because to be honest, I could go on and on about this. |
| 1:15.8 | Yes. |
| 1:16.2 | I mean... |
| 1:16.5 | So many things chat my ass. |
| 1:19.4 | How will we differentiate between a normal episode of the luxury podcast and this special? |
| 1:25.6 | We shall find out. |
| 1:28.2 | Do you think pet hates in general, before we go into specifics, do you think they are |
| 1:33.9 | justifiable? |
| 1:36.8 | Like, generally, like, is a pet hate something that you will find irritating, but actually |
| 1:41.0 | Olli, Rodrigo, our listeners will not find. |
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