Ancient Alarms and Multifocal Mirth
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 866 Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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In this week's bonus episode, William gives a very important update about his new alarm system - and Jonathan is himself alarmed to discover his may be less executive than he had thought. Plus, the two critique Jonathan's new glasses, hear from alumni from their old schools, and give a very lovely live rendition of the podcast theme.
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| 1:10.6 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. |
| 1:14.0 | My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me is William Hansen. |
| 1:17.8 | This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 1:22.4 | Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget. |
| 1:28.1 | So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast where William and I trade tips and stories from our own luxury lifestyles as well as delving into our lovely great big mail sacks. |
| 1:39.7 | William, you had a good week? |
| 1:41.4 | Fantastic week. |
| 1:42.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:42.7 | I am fully secured against intruders. Thank goodness for that. Yes. How did it go? Very, very well. Now, you showed me a photo of your box. I did. And I'm a little envious. What a smart box. You could probably get yours upgraded. I could. I could change mine. I gave them a lot of business, so they could, they should do it for free. Oh yeah. Oh, I'm sure. No, I quite like the thought of having my box jushed. Yes. So, yeah, I might ask them if they could replace it with the same as yours. National Trust Green. It is National Trust Green, isn't it? The same as a peer of the realm. |
| 2:19.4 | The only thing I was thinking was, because yours is a National Trust Green box, when you have |
| 2:26.2 | an intruder alert. |
| 2:27.8 | Does it flash an hour of the brush green? |
| 2:29.4 | And your strobe is going off. |
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