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The Luxury Podcast

Fainting Scares and Special Chairs

The Luxury Podcast

Audio Always

Education, Society & Culture, Comedy, Posh, Etiquette, Self-improvement, Keeping Up Appearances, Luxury

4.9866 Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan catch up after William's housewarming party. Jonathan revisits some of his more outrageous comments, issued while on the house tour (the guest-requested house tour, of course). Plus, William gives his tips on where to go for a pre-Luxury Live afternoon tea, and the podcast is interrupted by another Vernon-Smith.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith. With me is William Hansen. This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.

0:17.9

Hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make

0:21.4

life worth living whatever your budget.

0:23.6

So welcome to another luxury bonus episode of our podcast where William and I trade tips and

0:29.7

stories.

0:31.2

What's happened?

0:32.3

Sorry, I don't know.

0:34.4

I just put it to luxury where there wasn't.

0:39.3

Well, let's go with it. I didn't even notice. I thought it was everyday behaviour.

0:42.3

Well, William and I trade tips and stories from our own, not luxury, but executive lifestyles,

0:49.3

as well as delving into our lovely, great big mail sacks.

0:53.3

William, how's your week been?

0:55.0

Well, it's been very good because I've had, as I said to you just before the recording, I've had three mirrors put up at home.

1:00.2

Oh, you have.

1:00.8

We were living in a mirrorless environment for weeks after moving in.

1:06.2

And they've now been a fix. We've got one on each floor now.

1:09.1

Wow.

1:09.6

Which is lovely. We did have a small mirror in the downstairs cloakroom and one in a bedroom behind a sort of like a cupboard door on the inside of a door. And that's where we were having to sort of look at ourselves. So if people have thought over the last six to eight weeks, I look a bit weird. It's because you had no idea what you look like. No idea what it looked like. It was actually quite good for, you know, the old mental health, I thought. Well, do you spend quite a long time looking in the mirror? Well, not for the last two months, no. But normally. Yes. Do you? Yes, I'm like the evil queen in Snow White. Are you? Yeah. Preening yourself. How do you put your elnet on, though, without a mirror?

1:47.8

Oh, muscle memory.

1:51.9

That's all fine. Or I'd come in here and use the mirrors here.

1:54.8

Yeah. Yeah. But I didn't today.

1:57.8

So that's been, and this was the builder. So I haven't told you this bit. This was a

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