Bat in the Balenciaga

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather hits the Absolutely Not Line to solve the world's problems. However, after the first voicemail she quickly realizes we need to call animal control. On this week's episode- we've got a lady with a bat in her designer bag, a lady on a cruise to nowhere, and a mom trying to navigate how to save teenagers from turning to the darkside!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:19.2	Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast.
0:24.9	Hope you're doing well. I'm your host Heather McMahon. How are you?
0:28.5	How are you?
0:32.5	Well vocals are drier than I expected.
0:35.1	I made myself a nice little cappuccino this morning.
0:37.9	I am wolfing down some agua.
0:42.6	Trying to stay hydrated from my delicious honky-tonk weekend in Nashville.
0:47.8	So much to get into. We're going to discuss that.
0:50.7	We're going to discuss something that's been weighing on my heart recently.
0:53.7	And we're also going to get into the absolutely not line.
0:55.6	You guys are fucking crazier than ever.
0:58.0	As always you can call into our absolutely not voicemail line 800 213 7503.
1:05.5	I'm curious if you guys are feeling like you're in this weird stagnant energy the way I am.
1:09.6	And I'm not trying to sound woo woo fru fru.
1:13.4	You know I'm buying crystals somewhere in New Mexico vibe right now.
1:17.6	And not to start the podcast off on a serious note because we are obviously laughing over here
1:24.7	all the time to push down the pain of reality.
1:28.7	And I know this is escape for a lot of people but I do think it's just a healthy reminder.
1:32.5	Listen I just feel like over the last week two weeks I've just had lots of friends going through
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