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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2026
⏱️ 142 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired January 28, 2026: The bears are coming for you. This is fine, officer. Everything you wanna know about friction maxing.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air. |
| 0:23.1 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat. |
| 0:28.2 | Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way. |
| 0:30.8 | Be cozy this winter. |
| 0:32.1 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:36.5 | Online at standardhe heating.com. |
| 0:38.5 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:42.2 | Ninety three. |
| 0:46.0 | Ah, crap. |
| 0:48.7 | Good morning. |
| 0:49.5 | I just got to Google something quickly here. |
| 0:53.2 | How to start a radio show when you've never personally done it. |
| 0:58.4 | You're doing great so far. |
| 0:59.8 | No, I'm not. |
| 1:00.5 | The first thing it says is make sure you Google before the mics go live. |
| 1:05.2 | Have you really never, never started one? |
| 1:07.8 | No, never once. |
| 1:09.1 | Weird. Oh. |
| 1:10.0 | Google also recommends to start a radio show when you've never done it to get your nervous |
| 1:15.3 | peas out of the way and I failed that as well. |
| 1:18.2 | Oh man, you've got to go already. |
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