Don't Mess with Mom
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Originally Aired January 29, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. I will put you in my trunk and help people look for you. Everything you wanna know about being caught in a lie.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air. |
| 0:23.1 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat. |
| 0:28.2 | Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way. |
| 0:30.8 | Be cozy this winter. |
| 0:32.1 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:36.5 | Online at standardhe heating.com. |
| 0:38.5 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:42.3 | 93 air. |
| 0:45.9 | Day 2 with No Nick. |
| 0:52.9 | Video journal. |
| 1:13.3 | Recording experiences for posterity. Terror diarrhea, still prevalent. Remember to apologize to coworkers for the mess. Fear level letting the listeners down in Nick's absence. Off the charts. Ability to masturbate under extreme duress. |
| 1:15.2 | Still awesome. |
| 1:19.8 | Morning show video log without Nick Day 2. Disconnected. |
| 1:28.1 | Well, what a nightmare. |
| 1:30.9 | Absolute nightmare. |
| 1:36.0 | Good morning, afternoon or evening, depending on where you are at the moment. |
| 1:42.8 | If you're listening live or podcasting, whichever description fits you, we appreciate you checking in on 93X again. |
| 1:45.4 | It's been a bit of a weird week for us. |
| 1:52.0 | Off Tuesday. Everybody was sick. A bummer too because Nick can't be here again today. Still not feeling well unfortunately. So I missed my pal, my work husband. Yeah, are you doing? Are you going to be |
| 1:58.1 | all right? As you heard, I started a vlog. You did. Video, too? Yeah, it's a vlog. Of the diarrhea? That part is not shown on camera. Okay. I mean, I would have watched, but... You're a good friend, Dan. What about the masturbation? No, that part is on video. |
| 2:18.9 | Like I said, I'm a good friend, actually. |
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