FROM THE ARCHIVES: Cactus-Gate, Pube Boxes & Monkey Raids – Our Favourite Guest Episodes
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Therapy Crouch
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s The Therapy Crouch, we’re taking a trip down memory lane with some of our favourite moments from the archive. Abbey and Peter are joined by James and Clair Buckley, Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper, and Rio & Kate Ferdinand in a mash-up of the most outrageous, heart-warming and downright hilarious stories from previous episodes.
From disastrous first meetings, nightclub misunderstandings and awkward social media sliding, to unforgettable pet chaos, questionable furniture choices, and the infamous “Cactus-gate”, no topic is off limits. We hear about monkeys raiding minibars, heated debates over buying haemorrhoid cream, who really runs the household, and just how badly silk p*rnstar bedsheets can ruin a relationship aesthetic.
It’s a jam-packed celebration of our guests’ most iconic moments—equal parts jaw-dropping, relatable, and belly-achingly funny.
00:00 – Opening chaos
00:21 – Reminiscing on our first guests ever: James & Clair Buckley introduction.
00:57 – How James & Clair actually met in Liverpool.
01:42 – James admits video games turned from love to hate.
04:40 – Abbey admits she fancied Pete when he was struggling at Liverpool.
10:05 – Marriage timelines and anniversary confusions.
15:22 – James’ filthy bachelor pad and pube box story.
18:47 – The world’s clumsiest family dog.
20:29 – Could you punch a monkey? James’ wild holiday encounter.
22:08 – Joel & Hannah’s first night together and hotel vomit incident.
28:37 – The haemorrhoid cream argument that won’t die.
33:11 – Who’s really the boss at home? Joel & Hannah face off.
36:13 – Joel’s cringeworthy “sorry I had zero chat” text to Pete.
49:47 – Football slang quiz: “Fergie Time”, “Panenka” and more.
53:20 – Rio & Kate Ferdinand on coordinated outfits, favourite films and meal choices.
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