Ovaries On A Plane

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather relives her brush with death experience from the past weekend on her Virgin Atlantic flight where her right ovary, legit exploded. The details are so real and raw, you might think you're listening to a live recording of the hit movie "Snakes on a Plane", but no this is just Heather's Life. She is a survivor and warrior goddess who lives to see another day but not without spending 12 hours trapped in a trans-atlantic flight and then being rushed to a London hospital straight from the tarmac. Heather is in her truest dramatic form and has no regrets spilling the literally, juicy details and more!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production traveling around Europe will make you feel like a
0:04.6	homeless person if you don't show up with the hottest fashion. Well, the good thing is when I get
0:08.8	back to the States, I'm throwing in a hot new order on just fab.com, which is fab.com,
0:13.2	Heather, I'm about to tell you, Claire, just fab.com is a personalized style guide. All you do is go
0:19.7	on the website, take a 60 second personalized style quiz. That's right. 60 seconds of your life
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0:37.1	a whole list of things to choose from. I got these insane white boots. They're going to carry me
0:41.6	through Christmas through my birthday in March. They are so good looking and you know, when you're
0:45.2	like, I want to try a hot new style piece, but I'm so afraid of the commitment and I'm so afraid
0:49.6	of spending like thousands of dollars on a new pair of boots. I'm spilling the tea on just fab
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1:00.5	and it takes a guessing out of it. Just fabs in house design team picks everything for me and I'm
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1:34.0	and literally there's no commitment when you purchase your first order. Again, it's just fab.com
1:38.7	backslash absolutely not to feel like an Italian soap opera star and to the podcast.
1:44.5	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
1:54.3	I'm your host Heather McMahon. Good morning. It's your host at the absolutely not podcast. I'm Heather
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