Florida House Party

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2019

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather is in her own personal hell-hole, the State of Florida. Fresh off a college girls reunion and nursing a 3 day old hangover she does the absolute most from her friend's beach house on the sandy strip of 30A. Since she doesn't give a shit about y'all recommendations for guests, she interviews her two besties, Broadway star, Christina Tompkins and comedian Jenny Hurlburt. LIVE FROM FLORIDA! They are old, they are weathered and stuck in a tropical storm! Pop open a white claw and tune in!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.6	Hello everyone, my little angel babies. It's another episode of the absolutely not podcast
0:22.8	we're coming live from seaside Florida. I can't even say that like seriously. We're here,
0:29.0	we're thriving. We're in Florida. You know, I just sat in a web bathing suit for 30 minutes,
0:33.4	brew in a Easter, but we're doing the most. Listen, here's the deal. I came down for a little girl's trip
0:38.8	with my girlfriend Jenny, Christina and Carolyn. And I've got two out of the three left. So I thought
0:44.1	on this episode, I would bring to you all people that I care about. You know, you send me suggestions
0:51.0	of who the hell you want on this podcast. And I don't want to bring on somebody from Vander Pump rules.
0:57.1	What the fuck am I going to talk to jacks about? Okay. I want to bring on people that are important to
1:02.7	me, that are in my life, that you see on the gram that are probably going to, you know, I don't know,
1:08.0	give an announcement or eulogy at my funeral one day. This is my frigging podcast and I'm going to
1:13.1	take the reins. So we're going to do a little two for one or today. I'm excited. We're down at the beach.
1:17.3	We're doing a girls weekend. And I wanted to bring two people on that are just old friends of mine.
1:22.8	I'm going to start with my girl, Christina Tompkins. I'm going to bring her in in just a second,
1:25.7	but I just wanted to introduce her. Christina is a Broadway actor. She has done two tours on the sound
1:32.2	of music. And she's just incredible. She's funny. She's my Rudolph's doppelganger. All weekend,
1:38.1	y'all have been like, this bitch looks so much like my Rudolph. It's unbelievable. So without further
1:42.3	ado, I'm going to bring my friend Jenny in in a little bit. But let's start this conversation off
1:46.0	with some Florida. Absolutely not with the one and only Christina Tompkins. Christina, how you doing?
1:51.2	Hey Heather. Man, we're here in the studio, aka a beach house in Florida. Yes, you know what?
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