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Welcome to the absolutely not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Okay y'all, I just want to do a quick intro before we really get into the podcast,

just so you know, this episode is just a hard pod to just nuttiness.

Um, you guys have asked for my mom to come on the podcast and I brought her on and I've listened to it back.

I don't know. She's giving you the hot fire that you want, but she's tired. She's in Italy.

She insisted that she came on the podcast and all she did was bitch in complain while she was on it.

And basically throw me under the bus. So stay tuned. She's coming into the podcast here in just a little bit.

We're talking all things Italy. We're talking all things truly just being abroad.

And I'm so thrilled that you've tuned in today. We're going to have a little bit of fun. Here we go.

Hello ladies, germs and gents. It's your host Heather McMahon and welcome to an episode of the

Absolutely Not Podcast. I am thrilled to be here, thrilled to be alive.

If you listened to last week's episode first and foremost, I want to thank you for the support.

Secondly, I want to thank you for, you know, just, uh, come a city, Jay,

for sending me your love. Um, last week, I did an episode called Overies on a plane where

essentially I broke down what happened to me on my European transcontinental flight, where my

overexploited. And I just want you to know the overwhelming response I got was so unbelievable.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart for listening to the episode for feeling my pain for sending

me your medical advice. Holy shit. I've never gotten that kind of response before. So if you're just

tuning into the podcast for the first time, go back on this in the last week's episodes. You know

what kind of state I'm in. But anyways, where are we now? We're in, we're in Italia. We're in Italy.

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