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🗓️ 16 November 2021
⏱️ 54 minutes
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0:00.0 | All right, we're up on sale. I just put a bunch of dates up find your city the theater tour is coming in 2022 |
0:06.8 | We got Vegas. We got the beacon theater New York City. We just released some more tickets. We got Indianapolis |
0:12.5 | We got Portland Seattle Christie comedy dot com find your city. I'm doing a theater in your city baby. Y'all |
0:23.0 | What's up everybody welcome to another episode of the Chrissy chaos today. I'm going straight |
0:28.2 | I'm going white. I'm going male deal with it. We got Michael Blasstein Trevor Wallace from the stiff socks potty |
0:35.6 | Wadi up in this bitch these kids combined don't weigh as much as me so that's if you want to feel fat |
0:42.4 | Then sit next to blasstein and Trevor Wallace who have as we call in the pod R. H. B's rockin hot pods |
0:48.6 | How you doing? |
0:50.6 | Good I think I weigh like 140 maybe one four you're not good. It's not good. It's all important. It's not good |
0:55.8 | I didn't know is that no I see why 150 |
0:58.9 | Wow muscle guy I'm just 40 folks to really we are 140 pounds |
1:04.2 | No, look at it. Yeah, you gotta look at it. Oh, you're on the dot com |
1:10.8 | You like that dude. I don't know what the hell's wrong with my body. No, everything I wait |
1:14.8 | I like I like put like it just quarters of my pocket just to like flex on the dog |
1:18.0 | So you're a guy who you genuinely can't gain weight? No, I would have never tried though |
1:23.8 | Yeah, I took a mask in her one time you shit a lot you think you be one of those way bags and it's like you have to have like nine |
1:30.2 | Scoops per serving and then the whole bag glass you half an afternoon I tried it |
1:34.5 | But it's like I don't know where it goes my body just it's what's your what your what your bowel contents like are you taking |
1:39.6 | Are taking diarrhea shits? How are they? No decent decent salt boobs, you know interesting good because |
1:44.8 | Homeless pimp homeless pimp has lost 75 pounds. Oh wow from all know how about this you ready for his diet? |
1:50.7 | I swear to god this this is his diet 75 pounds. He's not very hot |
1:57.6 | One salad a day and he can beer he drinks high niggins all day |
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